The Comedy Store http://dragontalonmercs.yuku.com/forums/21 en-us Copyright 2006, Yuku feeds@yuku.com (FeedMaster) webmaster@yuku.com (WebMaster) Fri, 29 Aug 2003 10:37:44 GMT Yuku Feeds 1.0 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss 60 Yuku http://static.yuku.com//feed/bypass/images/button-yuku.png http://dragontalonmercs.yuku.com/forums/21 Yuku - free hosted forums and profiles 88 31 {pics-1.1 "http://www.icra.org/ratingsv02.html" l gen true for "http://yuku.com" r (nz 1 vz 1 lz 1 oz 1 cz 1 ) "http://www.rsac.org/ratingsv01.html" l gen true for "http://yuku.com" r (n 0 s 0 v 0 l 0 )) Search Search Domain q http://yuku.com/search/direct/ <![CDATA[ *madgiggle* ]]> http://dragontalonmercs.yuku.com/topic/2815/t/-madgiggle-.html
Bozo the Clone

whats red & green & goes a hundred miles an hour?

a frog in a blender

whats red & green & brown & goes a hundred miles an hour?

same frog a week later ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Rogue) http://dragontalonmercs.yuku.com/topic/2815 Fri, 29 Aug 2003 10:37:44 GMT <![CDATA[ As I've Matured ]]> http://dragontalonmercs.yuku.com/topic/2818/t/As-I-ve-Matured.html
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you.  All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.

I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I've learned that you can get by on charm for about 15 minutes.  After that, you'd better have a big willy or huge boobs.

I've learned that you... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (M0NGER) http://dragontalonmercs.yuku.com/topic/2818 Thu, 21 Feb 2002 10:48:49 GMT <![CDATA[ Proposition of a new DTM clan! ]]> http://dragontalonmercs.yuku.com/topic/2819/t/Proposition-of-a-new-DTM-clan-.html
Proudly defending the honor of dueling with Cinnamon buns!

Stopping anybody who has intentions of using explosive Ding Dongs to base-burn!

Stopping TKing (Twinky Killing) for good!

:rollin
feeds@yuku.com (Warrior) http://dragontalonmercs.yuku.com/topic/2819 Wed, 23 Jan 2002 12:44:53 GMT <![CDATA[ THINGS I'VE LEARNED FROM MY CHILDREN... ]]> http://dragontalonmercs.yuku.com/topic/2817/t/THINGS-I-VE-LEARNED-FROM-MY-CHILDREN-.html
(Or maybe I'm just odd. Or maybe it's just you? Whatever...) :)
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1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. foot house 4 inches deep.

2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (XMEN Gambit) http://dragontalonmercs.yuku.com/topic/2817 Fri, 13 Apr 2001 10:53:54 GMT <![CDATA[ 2 gifts ]]> http://dragontalonmercs.yuku.com/topic/2820/t/2-gifts.html So, he decided to split them between Adam and Eve.
He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away was the ability to stand up while urinating. "It's a very handy thing," God told the couple, who he found under an apple tree. "I was wondering if either one of you wanted the ability".
Adam jumped up and blurted, "Oh, give that to me. I'd love to. Please, oh please, oh... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (o demiurge o) http://dragontalonmercs.yuku.com/topic/2820 Thu, 12 Apr 2001 05:17:54 GMT <![CDATA[ raunchy but not vulgar... ]]> http://dragontalonmercs.yuku.com/topic/2823/t/raunchy-but-not-vulgar-.html
Who is the most poular guy in the office?
The guy who can hold a cup of coffee in each hand and still carry a dozen donuts!

Who is the most popular girl in the office?
The one who can eat the last donut!

demiurge|adtm

Please forgive my indiscretions...

Alas, not the most popular guy in the office. ]]> feeds@yuku.com (o demiurge o) http://dragontalonmercs.yuku.com/topic/2823 Wed, 28 Feb 2001 07:22:21 GMT <![CDATA[ ohh boy... ]]> http://dragontalonmercs.yuku.com/topic/2821/t/ohh-boy-.html And the barber, who is very busy, say "About 2 hours."
The guys says thanks and leaves.
The next day the same guy sticks his head in the barber shop and says how long is the wait today?
The barber looks at him and say, "It'll be about an hour and a half."
The guy says thanks and leaves.
The next day the guy sticks his head in the door again and aska how long the wait for a haircut... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (o demiurge o) http://dragontalonmercs.yuku.com/topic/2821 Tue, 27 Feb 2001 21:24:29 GMT <![CDATA[ Young Priest (Kind of bad...) ]]> http://dragontalonmercs.yuku.com/topic/2824/t/Young-Priest-Kind-of-bad-.html feeds@yuku.com (XMEN Ashaman DTM) http://dragontalonmercs.yuku.com/topic/2824 Tue, 27 Feb 2001 01:05:04 GMT <![CDATA[ I Love Beans ]]> http://dragontalonmercs.yuku.com/topic/2825/t/I-Love-Beans.html When it was apparent that they would marry, he thought to himself, "She'll never go through with the marriage if I carry on like this." So he made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans. Shortly after that they were married.

A few months later, on the way home from... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (XMEN Ashaman DTM) http://dragontalonmercs.yuku.com/topic/2825 Tue, 27 Feb 2001 01:02:42 GMT <![CDATA[ Aging Baby Boomers Alphabet ]]> http://dragontalonmercs.yuku.com/topic/2826/t/Aging-Baby-Boomers-Alphabet.html :)

Aging Baby Boomer's Alphabet

A is for arthritis
B is for bad back
C is for the chest pains. Corned beef? Cardiac?
D is for dental decay and decline
E is for eyesight--can't read that top line
F is for fissures and fluid retention
G is for gas (which I'd rather not mention)
And... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Slothario) http://dragontalonmercs.yuku.com/topic/2826 Sun, 25 Feb 2001 03:10:50 GMT <![CDATA[ another bad one ]]> http://dragontalonmercs.yuku.com/topic/2827/t/another-bad-one.html extremes.
"Just to establish some parameters," said the professor to the student from
Arkansas, "what is theopposite of joy?"

"Sadness," said the student.

"And the opposite of depression?" he asked of the young lady from Oklahoma.

"Elation," she answered.

"And you, sir," he said to the young man from Texas, "how... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Slothario) http://dragontalonmercs.yuku.com/topic/2827 Sun, 25 Feb 2001 03:07:54 GMT <![CDATA[ PMS ]]> http://dragontalonmercs.yuku.com/topic/2822/t/PMS.html
A: One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (XMENPorsche) http://dragontalonmercs.yuku.com/topic/2822 Sat, 24 Feb 2001 21:16:36 GMT <![CDATA[ The Reasons Why It's Great to be a Guy ]]> http://dragontalonmercs.yuku.com/topic/2828/t/The-Reasons-Why-It-s-Great-to-be-a-Guy.html
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
Movie nudity is virtually always female.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
Monday Night Football.
The bathroom lines are 80% shorter.
You can open all your own jars.
Dry cleaners and haircutter's don't rob you blind.
When clicking through the channels, you don't have to stall on every shot of someone crying.
A beer gut does not make you invisible to... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Scorch) http://dragontalonmercs.yuku.com/topic/2828 Sat, 10 Feb 2001 23:04:51 GMT <![CDATA[ Steak ]]> http://dragontalonmercs.yuku.com/topic/2830/t/Steak.html XMEN member
Card-carrying DTM
OKL... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (XMEN Gambit) http://dragontalonmercs.yuku.com/topic/2830 Mon, 05 Feb 2001 08:41:08 GMT <![CDATA[ Q. What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do? ]]> http://dragontalonmercs.yuku.com/topic/2832/t/Q-What-does-a-dyslexic-agnostic-insomniac-do-.html
]]> feeds@yuku.com (Scorch) http://dragontalonmercs.yuku.com/topic/2832 Thu, 25 Jan 2001 23:31:14 GMT <![CDATA[ Murphy's Law of Combat ]]> http://dragontalonmercs.yuku.com/topic/2833/t/Murphy-s-Law-of-Combat.html
Murphy's Laws of Combat

1. If the enemy is in range, so are you.

2. Incoming fire has the right of way.

3. Don't look conspicuous, it draws fire.

4. There is always a way.

5. The easy way is always mined.

6. Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo.

7. Professionals are predictable, it's the amateurs that
are dangerous.

8. The enemy invariably... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (XMEN Iceman) http://dragontalonmercs.yuku.com/topic/2833 Tue, 16 Jan 2001 10:01:23 GMT <![CDATA[ Texas Wisdom ]]> http://dragontalonmercs.yuku.com/topic/2834/t/Texas-Wisdom.html 1.Never slap a man who's chewin' tobacco.
2. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.
3. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
4. Don't squat with your spurs on.
5. There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works.

"I aint got /\/\4D 5k1llz, I got B4D 5k1llz"
Professional Thread Killer
Honor,Teamwork,Integrity-Not Just DTM, but a way of life
Proud member of The Dragon Talon... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Slothario) http://dragontalonmercs.yuku.com/topic/2834 Mon, 15 Jan 2001 07:33:47 GMT <![CDATA[ Just drop'em! ]]> http://dragontalonmercs.yuku.com/topic/2816/t/Just-drop-em-.html ------------------------------
A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel. She doesn't know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes over to the register. There is a Wal-Mart associate standing there with dark shades on.
She says, "Excuse me, Sir...can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"
He says, "Ma'am, I'm blind, but if you will drop it on the counter I can tell you everything you need to know... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (XMEN Gambit) http://dragontalonmercs.yuku.com/topic/2816 Mon, 08 Jan 2001 06:45:16 GMT <![CDATA[ Old PlanetFargo reborn ]]> http://dragontalonmercs.yuku.com/topic/2835/t/Old-PlanetFargo-reborn.html Counterstrike ABCs - Baby's First Covert Operation
(an "I Can Frag" book)

Stormdancer... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Stormdancer) http://dragontalonmercs.yuku.com/topic/2835 Fri, 29 Dec 2000 15:00:42 GMT <![CDATA[ Political Quotes ]]> http://dragontalonmercs.yuku.com/topic/2837/t/Political-Quotes.html
[Editor's Note: most of these are unattributed, but all are
purportedly from various politicians' campaigns, statements,
etc.]

* "I resent your insinuendoes."

* "No man is an Ireland."

* "If we don't make some changes, the status quo will remain
the same."

* "We're going to have the best-educated American people in
the world."

* "If Lincoln were alive today, he'd... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Slothario) http://dragontalonmercs.yuku.com/topic/2837 Wed, 27 Dec 2000 12:35:48 GMT